QB Drew Brees and WR Kenny Britt combined for 43 points, as the Militia beat the Beavers, 89 to 54. Brees had 419 passing yards and threw 3 TDs, and Britt had 136 combined rushing/receiving yards and scored 2 TDs.
The Metal Militia are in 1st place in the Leinenkugel division, with a 1-0 record, and have scored 89 points this season.
The Smokin' Beavers are in 3rd place in the Sprecher division, with a 0-1 record, and have scored 54 points this season.
The Smokin' Beavers won 69-53 when these teams last met week 4 of 2010. The Beavers are 5-6-0 in games against the Militia in the regular season. The Beavers have won 2 of their last 3 games against the Militia.
The Militia have won 2 of their last 3 games. Militia RB Fred Jackson is 1st in the league this season in rushing yards, with 229. Militia WR Kenny Britt is 2nd in the league this season in receiving yards, with 271. Militia QB Drew Brees is 4th in the league this season in passing TDs, with 6.
MuShoo Warriors 85, Fucking Cocksuckers 46
QB Ryan Fitzpatrick scored 28 points to lead the MuShoo Warriors to a 85 to 46 victory over the Fucking Cocksuckers. Fitzpatrick had 208 passing yards and threw 4 TDs, as the Warriors crushed the Cocksuckers.
The MuShoo Warriors are in 1st place in the Lakefront division, with a 1-0 record, and have scored 85 points this season.
The Fucking Cocksuckers are in 3rd place in the Lakefront division, with a 0-1 record, and have scored 46 points this season.
The MuShoo Warriors won 65-63 when these teams last met week 12 of 2010. The Warriors are 7-10-1 in games against the Cocksuckers in the regular season. The Warriors have won 3 of their last 4 games against the Cocksuckers.
The Warriors have won 3 of their last 4 games. Warriors QB Ryan Fitzpatrick is 3rd in the league this season in passing TDs, with 7. Warriors TE Rob Gronkowski is 3rd in the league this season in receiving TDs, with 3. Warriors TE Rob Gronkowski is 4th in the league this season in combined rushing/receiving TDs, with 3.
G-Town Wookies 84, Night Sticks 83
QB Tom Brady scored 32 points to lead the G-Town Wookies to a 84 to 83 victory over the Night Sticks. Brady had 517 passing yards and threw 4 TDs, as the Wookies embarrassed the Sticks.
The G-Town Wookies are in 2nd place in the Leinenkugel division, with a 1-0 record, and have scored 84 points this season.
The Night Sticks are in 1st place in the Sprecher division, with a 0-1 record, and have scored 83 points this season.
The G-Town Wookies won 78-24 when these teams last met in the 2010 Wildcard Playoffs. The Wookies are 5-2-1 in games against the Sticks in the regular season. The Wookies have won their last 3 games (going back to week 7 of 2010, includes playoffs) and have won 5 of their last 6 games against the Sticks.
The Wookies have won 5 of their last 6 games. Wookies QB Tom Brady is 1st in the league this season in passing yards, with 940. Wookies WR Wes Welker is 3rd in the league this season in receiving yards, with 241.
Football Chick 68, Northside Crackwhores 63
WR Steve Smith scored 19 points for the Whores, but RB Ray Rice scored 17 to help lead the Chick to victory. Rice had 149 combined rushing/receiving yards and scored 2 TDs, and the Football Chick won 68 to 63.
The Football Chick are in 3rd place in the Leinenkugel division, with a 1-0 record, and have scored 68 points this season.
The Northside Crackwhores are in 2nd place in the Sprecher division, with a 0-1 record, and have scored 63 points this season.
The Northside Crackwhores won 71-65 when these teams last met in the 2010 Blatz Bowl. The Whores are 4-5-0 in games against the Chick in the regular season. The Whores have lost 2 of their last 3 games against the Chick.
The Chick have lost 2 of their last 3 games. Chick WR Calvin Johnson is 2nd in the league this season in receiving TDs, with 4. Chick WR Calvin Johnson is 3rd in the league this season in combined rushing/receiving TDs, with 4.
Byrnes Biatches 65, Pittsburgh Evil Bad Guys 40
QB Matthew Stafford scored 22 points to lead the Byrnes Biatches to a 65 to 40 victory over the Pittsburgh Evil Bad Guys. Stafford had 305 passing yards and threw 3 TDs, as the Biatches embarrassed the Bad Guys.
The Byrnes Biatches are in 2nd place in the Lakefront division, with a 1-0 record, and have scored 65 points this season.
The Pittsburgh Evil Bad Guys are in 4th place in the Lakefront division, with a 0-1 record, and have scored 40 points this season.
The Pittsburgh Evil Bad Guys won 78-39 when these teams last met week 12 of 2010. The Bad Guys are 10-11-0 in games against the Biatches in the regular season. The Bad Guys have lost 4 of their last 5 games against the Biatches.
The Biatches have won 4 of their last 6 games. Biatches QB Matthew Stafford is 1st in the league this season in passing TDs, with 7. Biatches RB Darren McFadden is 2nd in the league this season in rushing yards, with 222.
Mighty ÜberSquirrels 64, Qball Saints 53
QB Joe Flacco scored 22 points to lead the Mighty ÜberSquirrels to a 64 to 53 victory over the Qball Saints. Flacco had 224 passing yards and threw 3 TDs, as the Squirrels beat up the Saints.
The Mighty ÜberSquirrels are in 4th place in the Leinenkugel division, with a 1-0 record, and have scored 64 points this season.
The Qball Saints are in 4th place in the Sprecher division, with a 0-1 record, and have scored 53 points this season.
The Mighty ÜberSquirrels won 59-51 when these teams last met week 7 of 2010. The Squirrels are 4-7-0 all-time versus the Saints in the regular season. The Squirrels have won their last 4 games (going back to week 14 of 2008, includes playoffs) but have lost 8 of their last 12 games against the Saints.
The Squirrels have lost 4 of their last 6 games. Squirrels QB Tony Romo is 5th in the league this season in passing yards, with 687. Squirrels RB Tim Hightower is 10th in the league this season in rushing yards, with 168.
QB Tom Brady scored 32 points to lead the G-Town Wookies to a 84-83 win over the Night Sticks. The Wookies quarterback had 517 yards, and scored 4 TDs.
Brady is currently ranked 1st in passing yards with 940 this season, and is ranked 2nd in passing TDs with 7.
