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Sorry Bob, the Squirrels are out this year...

Playoff seeds:

1. G-town Wookies
2. Byrnes Biatches

3. Northside Crackwhoores
4. Football Chick
5. Pittsburgh Evil Bad Guys
6. Mushoo Warriors

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Posted by Dave McSorley on 2012-01-23 08:36 AM
Hey guys... sorry that I've been so absent lately. Anyways, just a reminder that the End of the Year Awards Party is Saturday, Feb 4th. Derek - Where are we going this year?

 

Posted by Derek Arthur on 2012-01-26 04:23 AM
Well, I was thinking maybe start with dinner at Buca's downtown and hit up either a few of the Brady St bars or head down to Water St. If everyone is good on that, I can make reservations...just respond to this thread and include how many guests so I can get a head count.

 

Posted by Vinh Tran on 2012-01-26 07:19 AM
Two D. Sheila and me.

Posted by Derek Arthur on 2011-12-25 09:46 AM
Jordy fuckin' Nelson!!! Hell yes!!! So close to a first championship for the Wooks.

 

Posted by Dave McSorley on 2011-12-26 09:07 AM
Kuhn may have won the Shithaus, but it looks like John could get the "shit the bed" award...

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Posted by Kim McSorley on 2011-12-28 08:11 AM
February 5th

Posted by Trev Mihalski on 2011-12-19 08:55 AM
gratz Gay John... you homo...

 

Posted by John Byrnes on 2011-12-20 08:15 AM
Word. I didnt think I had a chance without McFadden. Last night I figured Gore was going to get negative points and you would win

Posted by Dave McSorley on 2011-12-09 04:54 AM
Just a reminder, non-playoff teams cannot add/drop players right now, and any player picked up during the playoffs cannot be protected for next season.

Posted by Trev Mihalski on 2011-12-05 11:05 AM
Why is my roster illegal if I want to safely bench 2 of my players for tonight's game for fear of risk of losing points to fumbles? I should be able to do this, right? I have done this in the past.

 

Posted by Derek Arthur on 2011-12-05 04:42 AM
That would be the ultimate kick in the balls ever if you got negative 5 tonight. That stuff only happens to Kuhn though, you're safe.

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Posted by Derek Arthur on 2011-12-05 04:50 AM
Good matchup between Scott & Nick tonight. Do or die...good stuff.

Posted by Kim McSorley on 2011-11-27 04:06 AM
Go Evil Bad Guys Go!

Posted by Kim McSorley on 2011-11-13 11:54 AM
Protect Arian Foster & John Kasey for week 11.

Posted by John Byrnes on 2011-11-13 11:50 AM
biatches protect Sproles

Posted by Scott Cychosz on 2011-11-11 07:25 AM
Protecting Rackers to carry over into week 11.

Posted by Trev Mihalski on 2011-11-10 02:14 AM
Money, you're awesome... I love you! I am going to hire Matt Millen to take care of my day-to-day operations so I can compete... :)

 

Posted by Dave McSorley on 2011-11-10 02:23 AM
Money - Now that you're free from the duties of running your team, can you please take over as GM of the Football Chick?

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Posted by Money Mann on 2011-11-10 05:20 AM
Ouch! That smarts Marty. Touche. Fins is doing an amazing job considering she gave me her first three picks this past year AND next year. I'm very impressed.

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Player of the Week - 2011 Week 2
QB Matthew Stafford, Byrnes Biatches

QB Matthew Stafford scored 27 points to lead the Byrnes Biatches to a 102-71 victory over the MuShoo Warriors. The Biatches quarterback had 294 yards, and scored 4 TDs.

Stafford is currently ranked 1st in passing TDs with 7 this season, and is ranked 8th in passing yards with 599.

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QB Matthew StaffordBiatches599749
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RB LeSean McCoyCocksuckers253433
RB Ray RiceChick245326
RB Mike TolbertCocksuckers176322
RB Darren McFaddenBiatches299221
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WR Miles AustinBad Guys233432
WR Calvin JohnsonChick117428
WR Kenny BrittMilitia271328
TE Rob GronkowskiWarriors172324
WR Steve SmithWhores334223